Maradona to get naked

Written by Kris Mole Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:26

England World Cup Blog

Dirty Argentinian drugs cheat Diego Maradona has made a quite disgusting promise should Argentina go all the way next month and lift the World Cup.

He'll run completely naked through the streets of Buenos Aires.

Now, I've already seen Maradona's tiny bit of manhood (back in 1998 on Skinner and Baddiel's Fantasy World Cup show, I think), and it's certainly not something I wish to see again, unless I'm in need of a good chuckle. But that hasn't stopped the fat man making the promise.

"If we win the World Cup, I'll get naked and run around the Obelisk in the centre of the city," said Maradona. And when explaining to star player Messi why he'd left him out of the friendly win over Canada earlier in the week, Maradona said, "If something would've happened to you in that match, I'd have been kicked. You can imagine where."

Argentina have an easy group of Nigeria, Greece and South Korea, but after that hopefully things will become a lot more difficult and we won't have to see Maradona's promise fulfilled.

 

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